Wander performs the Your Happy Birthday Song on his banjo in the episode "The Birthday Boy" Wander, Sylvia and the Watchdogs sing it to Lord Hater during his Birthday party.
Lyrics[]
[Instrumental]
Wander: Oh... It's your happy birthday Here's your happy birthday song And on your happy birthday, Nothing can go wrong
I can tell that you're all grumpy 'Cause you've been around a while Just because you're old and frumpy Doesn't mean you shouldn't smile Because...
It's your happy birthday Here's your happy birthday song And your birthday best be happy, 'Cause you won't be around for long!
[Instrumental]
Sylvia: So, try not to be so sad 'Bout your impending doom, Someday, we'll light birthday candles On your frigid tomb
Wander: Oh... It's your happy birthday Here's your happy birthday song And your birthday won't be happy, 'Til you all sing along! Everybody!
Watchdogs: Oh... It's your happy birthday Here's your happy birthday song Wander: Just the pit monster! (The monster mumbles in time)
Everyone: I can tell that you're all grumpy 'Cause you've been around a while Just because you're old and frumpy doesn't Wander/Sylvia: Mean you shouldn't... Wander: What's that I see? Ohhhhhhhh...!!! Wander/Sylvia: Smile!
[Instrumental]
Wander: Happy birthday, Hater!
